Hi,

Welcome to my pointless site!
This is my personal page.
I suck at welcomings, so I'll just take up space like so...
blah blah blah...
I guess I'll make a guide through the links...
yes that will take up space

Home: this is self explanatory.
Rantings: These are my thoughts/opinions on random things.
Blog: This is a subpage containing, what else, my blog!

Ok...yeah thats all, as I'm too lazy to make more content.
Note: The blog link is no longer a link to a sub-page,
as I'm too lazy to do a sub-page.
You know what would be really awesome?
If my fucking site worked properly in browsers other than Netscape!
That would be so awesome. I'm sure there is some simple
way to fix the problems, but as I will mention numerous times,
I am much too lazy for that kind of thing. It is much easier
to complain about it than it is to fix it. I will stop now.
Enjoy my site, which is better than you!

-Chelsea

Rantings:

Ok here we go...

The Boston Marathon: my opinion on it.

I think The Boston Marathon is great, however, I DON'T think
the runners are completely sane...Here is why;
They think just because they are running to Boston, they have
a RIGHT to piss on other peoples lawns. Seriously.
What the fuck? They just come up and they start pissing
in your yard! Whats worse is when they come in your house to
use your bathroom WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION.
They just barge in and use it. It's like, you've just come
out of the shower, and all of the sudden some random person,
a complete stranger, bursts through your door, dripping with
sweat, doesn't even say 'hello', just goes in and uses
your bathroom! Any other day and you could press charges for
breaking and entering. It is completely ridiculous.

About Me:

My name is Chelsea, and I am 15 years old.
I lead a relatively boring life. I enjoy a lot of
things that I am not going to list, because thats
a waste of my time...not that I am running low or anything...
in fact, I have way too much time on my hands, hence the
pointless website. I think I will just be lazy and not
write much about myself. Ah yes, that is one thing I will
mention; I am extremely lazy. Yes this is good...I will
just say random things about myself. I hate calling people.
I don't mind talking on the phone, I just despise calling
people. For some odd reason it bothers me. Who knows why.
I have 5 cats. I love them all dearly...well all except
for Tinkerbell. I have never been the religous type,
but I swear that cat IS satan. Seriously. She is the
most heinous thing I have ever had the misfortune to know.
That cat hates me with a passion. Her life goal is to make
my life miserable. She is an abomination to society
I never want to have children. It's not that I don't LIKE
children...well I don't really like children...but thats ok,
I just don't ever want to have any. Andy from Man
Made Style is my hero. I love chocolate. Chocolate is also
my hero. I have gotten food poisoning three times. I am not
very lucky when it comes to seafood. Right now I am very
hungry. MMMMM Freya just gave me this really weird
cracker/trail mix sort of thing. It tastes...unusual.
It's pretty good though. Especailly because I am so hungry.
MMM crazy seaweed cracker things. I like Freya hippie food.

Photos:

Okay, since this is a free site, there's a file size limit.
So I am just going to put the link to my deviantART account.
Enjoy!
Check it out.

OH, WAIT! I ALMOST FORGOT! I do have one picture
for you to enjoy on this page...

MJ is going to kill me...

Blog:

When I am finished updating, this will be a link to my
blog sub-page...ah fuck this shit...I'm not doing a fucking sub-page.
That would be way too much work.

Ok here we go.

4/26/04

Ok yeah just updated...I'm not sure why...it's not like
anyone is going to visit my site...but thats ok.
I am going to fill up space with awesome quotes.


"I played with Winston in a sack, but he pissed on me"
"Why are you dragging the baby...?"
"That puts me down..."
"Your brother gave me cheese whales"
"Freinds help you move, REAL friends help you move bodies"
"At least I'm wearing pants"
"Ah Shit! Now I have to move her corpse..."
Ok I'm done posting quotes. I will put more later.

I am so tired. I don't know why, I got nine hours of sleep
last night. Must have been from Saturday. Meg's party was so
much fun. My fingernails look like a dead beatle I once saw.
It was a good quality dead beatle.


5/2/04

I am so tired...I should be sleeping right now. I tried going to
sleep again, but I failed miserably. I found this hat on
ebay, and I fell in love with it. I have always wanted a black
silk top hat. If I had one, I would wear it everywhere. It would be
my best friend. I love you silk top hat.

Here is a picture of the lovely hat I want

Isn't it gorgeous? If I had money I would buy it.
I want fruit cocktail...yes...that's a good idea...fruit cocktail I shall
have.


5/7/04


I have the most gorgeous plastic easter egg. It is pink,
ridiculously glittery, and it opens on hinges. I named it Wilson.
I love my Wilson. *Strokes Wilson* My Wilson is wonderful.
I had a good day today, what with school going well, and having
a Wilson. My arms are so sore. I am in intense pain. OH JESUS!
I just found an insanely large spider wandering about my room.
I put it outside. I am not a big fan of spiders...in fact they
frighten me. I would prefer if they did not dwell in my sleeping area.
I am so tired. I should really be heading off to bed.
Before I go, I will put up some more awesome quotes. Here you are:

"You can't be the pants AND the potatoes. Yeah man. Although I
personally like grilled cheese and nudism."
"Your mom said you had some weird apples..."
"AWWW Shucks...you're writin' about me...you shouldn't have..."
"Do you have any liquor, cuz you know there's gonna be a lot of
kids around"



Ok time for sleeping. Good night.


7/29/04


Well I must say this before I say anything else; I am trying to update without
a mouse, so this is taking way more effort than usual.
Let me also tell you why I don't have a mouse! My old computer
got a virus and died, so now I am using my father's old computer,
which, sadly, has a broken mouse port : (. I am surviving
merely by using the "tab," "ctrl," and "shift" buttons.
I have become an amazing keyboardist :D! It's really a sort of art.

I had my surgery, and it went well. I got my stitches
out a few days ago, which is wonderful, because...now...I can...
LIFT HEAVY THINGS! YEAH! My life was meaningless without the
freedom to lift heavy things! FREE AT LAST! ...Yeah, moving on.
I am finally getting over my flu! I hate being
sick, which is unfortunate because I am almost always sick.
Time for sleeping!


8/2/04


I am not going to beat around the bush here. I was at my
friend's house, and we were looking through family photo
albums, and I found the most amazing picture! Really.
This kid is my hero. Even though he is 16 now.
Just have a look for yourself.Simply entitled...Butler Kid.

Isn't that awesome? Well, whether you like it or not really
doesn't matter to me, because I like it enough for
both of us. I could go for some Melba toast right now.
*Ventures forth to the kitchen, and retrieves some melba toast*
There we are! Well, I am really tired. Sleeping time.


8/4/04


Hello, scadies and scans.
My life is quite uninteresting. I am starting to really see
this. I just did my mother's makeup and hair for a work
function. My friend sent me this awesome song, and I
wanted to put it up here, but my host sucks, so it won't
let me upload it because the file is too large. What
a disappointment!


8/6/04


Hey,
I got a new fish!...Well, actually, I got five...
but they were sick : ( ...anyway, I have a fish, and I named him/her
Edgar! Edgar no.7, to be exact. I have named/re-named
7 different people/things Edgar : D. I have to make sure
I keep my door shut, otherwise Slippers (one of my many cats)
will come in and terrorize Edgar. She already scared
him (I don't actually know if this fish is male or female,
but I am just going to say "him" to simplify things) today.
I will be very careful not to make the mistake of leaving
my bedroom door open again. I love my Edgar : D. It's getting
late, so I better be off to bed. Good night (even
though as you read this, it may not be night).